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October 16 2017

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astronautsbz:

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

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fleur-de-maladie:

i think im overqualified for this position

October 15 2017

sadlesbiandisaster:

my aesthetic is lesbians and bi girls and pan girls defending each other 

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shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,
if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

pussyprlnt:

Don’t let depression stop you from being that bitch

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reverendharlemheat:

banknote:

Gentle reminder that Danny DeVito has (had?) his own brand of Limoncello

this is a magritte painting

jagiellonka:

I’m so glad that Slavic languages also have the word ‘debil’ because it is without question one of my favorite insults to use, ever. 

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heikala:

Inktober day 5, Harvest Moon

October 14 2017

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October 13 2017

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mer-squared:

clientsfromhell:

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”

Client: “Is e-mail internet”?

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”

Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”

Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”

Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”

Client: “Open what?”

Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”

Client: “My…my…?”

Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”

Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”

Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”

Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”

Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”

Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”

Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”

Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”

Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”

Client: “My what?”

Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.


Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”

Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”

Me: “An error message?”

Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”

Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”

Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.”

Client: “Move it?”

Me: “Yes. Move it.”

Client: “My e-mail!”

This post gave me a fucking ulcer.

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lastjedie:

Diego Luna photographed by Kurt Iswarienko for Rhapsody Magazine September 2017

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cassisandor:

fuck you, i’m not having avocado. (x)

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mikkat:

Day 6: Tim Burton
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Welp, I wasn’t able to pin point his art style, but hopefully it’s kinda recognizable

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luxwing:

darkmario666:

videaudio:

There has to be some godless injoke

My ride is here

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October 12 2017

saladsaladnovski:

z-nogyrop:

saladsaladnovski:

can someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible

hows this?

man what the fuck

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solomonic:

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