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teardrops-onmy-keytar:

jackalkenpo:

sowhatelseisblue:

saveatardis:

ignoringoblivion:

waerlogas:

oodly-crafting:

theconsultingbitch:

raggedybearcat:

sirwolfpaws:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

I NEED ONE PLEASE GET IT FOR ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It’s so charming I would feel really bad sleeping through it.

But that wouldn’t stop me.

SOMEONE

FUCKING

BUY ME THIS

I WILL RIP MY HEART OUT AND SELL IT TO YOU FOR IT

I REALLY FUCKING WANT THIS

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If you buy this for me I will love you 5ever

I’m just like, twitching with want. TWITCHING.

GIVE ME

OH MY GOD, WANT.

If I don’t have this I will die.

SOON

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