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Riverdale Characters: A Summary

joaquinwhy:

Betty: *mission impossible theme song*
Jughead: CRAWWLINGGG INNNNN MY SKINNNN 💀🐍🖤
Archie: never🚫🙅‍♂️ give up💯 chase🏃 your dreams☁️ do what you love❤️ music🎧 is life🙏🙏 never🚫 stop✋️ never🙅‍♂️ stopping👊 we are the future🏙
Veronica:
snap snap snap
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snap snap snap
Cheryl: Jason used to love [insert everyday activity]
Jason: 💀
Kevin: 🌈 cOmIc ReLiEf 🌈
Josie: S L A Y then sob because daddy issues
Moose: I am not a gay person nope that’s not me I like boobs I like ‘em a lot even more than penises
Zach Dempsey Reggie Mantle: déjà vu
Fred: 👷 gooood parenting
Joaquin: 🐍 ssssssnickety sssssssnake
Polly: 🤰🤷‍♀️ #LifeWithTheBlossoms
Hal: KILL THEM WITH FIRE 🔥🌸🔥
Penelope: oh hello new Jason Archie

(Add the ones I missed!)

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